Not Mickey.

This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the Round Table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was, and how many dragons he'd slayed. And so they began to wonder, "Are Sir Boast-a-lot's stories even true?" Oh, no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, "I don't belieeeve Sir Boast-a-lot's stories. He's just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good." And then, even the King began to wonder... But that wasn't the end of Sir Boast-a-lot's problem. No, that wasn't the final problem. The end.

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:57:09 -0700

samaralex: “I feel really lucky, although I hate that word —...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:08:54 -0700

“I feel really lucky, although I hate that word — ‘lucky.’ It cheapens a lot of hard work. Living in Brooklyn in an apartment without any heat and paying for dinner at the bodega with dimes — I don’t think I felt myself lucky back then. Doing plays for 50 bucks and trying to be true to myself as an” — here he put on a faux snooty voice — “artist and turning down commercials where they wanted a leprechaun. Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.”

idontcarewhy: sarah531: Companions, as associated with...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 22:29:47 -0700

idontcarewhy:

sarah531:

Companions, as associated with literary/fairytale characters

OH MY GOD

can has?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:21:01 -0700

can has?

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Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:55:02 -0800

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Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:13:30 -0800

I don’t have enough words to describe how much I hate you.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:57:14 -0800

I don’t have enough words to describe how much I hate you.

NEWS TO ME!

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:30:40 -0700

NEWS TO ME!

Because I know you’ll see this.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:04:35 -0700

Because I know you’ll see this.

I can’t decide if I’m grateful to have met you.. or if I regret it because you broke my...

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:05:50 -0700

I can’t decide if I’m grateful to have met you.. or if I regret it because you broke my heart.

If I could sleep forever I could forget about everything oh god stomach is in knots again, why...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 09:31:48 -0700

If I could sleep forever I could forget about everything

oh god stomach is in knots again, why can’t i stop thinking about you? i can’t believe this is happening again, i have felt this kind of heartache before but you don’t know that, because you really didn’t get to know me at all. i have baggage like you wouldn’t believe. and i guess now you’ll never know.

i want to be strong and swear off love for good because it hurts, and when it hurts it doesn’t feel like it’s worth any of the joy it brings. i was getting to a place where i was comfortable in being alone, then you came along. now you are all I want.

i am a fool because i will let this keep happening, and as much as i swear off love, i am weak. i crave affection. and before you came along i was craving that tenderness, the love that came without expectation of sex, the kind that will stay and cuddle with you without leaving you hollow.

you’re amazing, and the thought of you with someone else is killing me. please call me. please tell me you’ve changed your mind, and that you can’t bear another second without me.

your smile says that won’t happen.

every goddamn time i hear a car pull up outside, my heart skips a beat and i hope to god it’s...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:36:40 -0700

every goddamn time i hear a car pull up outside, my heart skips a beat and i hope to god it’s you. i know it isn’t, and never will be. but it still breaks my heart when i hear the car drive away.

My future tattoo..

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:03:07 -0700

My future tattoo..

I am angry at the universe. I find someone I really like and feel like I connect with and he runs...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:18:00 -0700

I am angry at the universe. I find someone I really like and feel like I connect with and he runs away.

They all do.

Do I deserve happiness? I’m starting to wonder. I’m not enchanting, by any means; I just want someone who wants to be with me. Someone who loves me, flaws and all. Happy couples piss me off. I see people get engaged and I wonder, “how? how do people do that? how do people fall in love.. -real- love? how do people accept one another, flaws and all, to the point where they can’t imagine life without one another?” I want that. I fucking want that.

Fairytales don’t exist. I’m starting to wonder if real “love” exists at all.

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Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:19:06 -0700

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Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:22:34 -0700

UGH OMG THIS MAKES ME SO HUNGRY

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 12:40:48 -0700

UGH OMG THIS MAKES ME SO HUNGRY

Go back to your stagnant life.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:56:25 -0700

That desire belongs to me, and me alone.

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Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:25:29 -0700

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Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:25:20 -0700